As we reported yesterday, Trump could not state one Bible verse he liked. Thankfully Twitter followers have provided the following suggestions he can use in the future when asked by reporters to site his favorite biblical quotes:
When I was a rich young man Jesus told me to give up my wealth. I told him to invest in real estate. Guess who’s rich now? #TrumpBible
— James Martin, SJ (@JamesMartinSJ) August 30, 2015
Blessed are children of the wealthy, for they shall have the right to exaggerate success and be a jackass without penalty. #TrumpBible — Crutnacker (@Crutnacker) August 30, 2015
“Jesus? He’s famous for being crucified…I like saviors who were not crucified.” #TrumpBible
— Scott C. (@ScottyTopher) August 30, 2015
Took God 6 days to create the Universe. Bad management. I would’ve done it faster, cheaper & Satan would pay for it #TrumpBible — Eclectic John (@azmoderate) August 30, 2015
Scribe: Which is the greatest commandment? Jesus: Sit down. Nobody called on you. Go back to Jerusalem. #TrumpBible
— Brian Zahnd (@BrianZahnd) August 27, 2015
“Jesus? Nice guy, but LOW, LOW energy, I mean, bleeding out of his hands, his feet, his wherever…” #TrumpBible — Christopher Heuertz (@ChrisHeuertz) August 29, 2015
Look I like Jesus. Anyone that can feed 5k people with 2 fish is sharp. Big mistake not charging. But I still like him. #TrumpBible
— Trump Bible (@TheTrumpBible) August 29, 2015
I would have rebuilt the walls of Jericho and made the Canaanites pay for it #TrumpBible — Mike McShane (@MQ_McShane) August 27, 2015
“Blessed are the rich in spirit. The poor are a bunch of losers and chumps.” — #TrumpBible
— Rand Simberg (@Rand_Simberg) August 26, 2015
And Jesus said to them, "It is hard for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven, but I am REALLY, REALLY rich." #TrumpBible
— Ben Casselman (@bencasselman) August 26, 2015
To read endless others, click #TrumpBible.
