In this Majority Report clip: Alex Jones, as per the usual, manages to pull more random ideas into one conspiracy theory than you could ever fathom on your own. Penis size, Marco Rubio in South Beach at gay foam parties, Poughkeepsie foam parties, male cheerleaders, wetting your pants, hand size, his one true love Donald Trump … sure, all of these things can be grouped together in a conversation. But should they be? YES! Just listen to what that sounds like!

Sam Seder is an American comedian, writer, actor, film director, television producer-director, and progressive talk radio host. His works include the film Who's the Caboose? (1997) starring Sarah Silverman and Seder, as well as the television shows Beat Cops (2001) and Pilot Season (2004). He also appeared in Next Stop Wonderland (1998). Seder also made guest appearances on Spin City (1997), Sex and the City (2000) and America Undercover (2005).