Oh great, a gun that looks exactly like a smartphone. What a wonderful invention. Great job, Fox Business News — what a superb segment. Plenty of kids will accidentally kill themselves and each other. Small kids. This is the type of American innovation that we need at this moment in time, in an extremely polarized time for the country. I GIVE UP, WHO CARES, LET’S ALL JUST GET ONE OF THESE, WHY NOT.

Sam Seder is an American comedian, writer, actor, film director, television producer-director, and progressive talk radio host. His works include the film Who's the Caboose? (1997) starring Sarah Silverman and Seder, as well as the television shows Beat Cops (2001) and Pilot Season (2004). He also appeared in Next Stop Wonderland (1998). Seder also made guest appearances on Spin City (1997), Sex and the City (2000) and America Undercover (2005).